Of the third person

Writing your own promotional material is a weird exercise. If you're truly serious about it, which you sort of have to in a way, you need to be ready to take a good retrospective look in the mirror. So much yes, how disturbing to talk about yourself and your past, and especially in the third person, that you pick because you don't people to believe you're a clueless tourist. Using the third person is like listening to your own voice recorded on tape. Weird, really...